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  • Current Residence: A shoe box
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: L
  • Print preference: BIG, Mate
  • Interests: Too many
  • Favourite movie: The green mile, Elite squad, Butterfly effect, Somewhere in time... etc
  • Favourite genre of music: 80's
  • Operating System: Vista
  • MP3 player of choice: Computer
  • Shell of choice: My bed
  • Wallpaper of choice: My walls are painted by me
  • Skin of choice: Porcelanic white
  • Favourite cartoon character: Jessica Rabbit, God, Family guy
  • Personal Quote: God is an imaginary friend for adults
  • Tools of the Trade: All tools are good tools

JUNE ENTRY

Journal Entry: Sun Jun 21, 2009, 5:58 AM
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!”

The woman said, “That’s okay.” For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.” The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.” The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s mine is his and what’s his is mine.”

So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don’t mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers, continue reading….








The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife

Moral of the story: Women think they’re so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!

  • Mood: Anguish
  • Listening to: 80's music
  • Watching: Angels and Demons
  • Drinking: Beer

Do you sing in the shower?

40%
24 deviants said Sometimes
33%
20 deviants said Yes
23%
14 deviants said No
2%
1 deviant said I don't shower
2%
1 deviant said I was born mute

Comments


you have a fantastic gallery!

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No matter how many times people say that to me it never ceases to amaze me. For some unexplained reason however, I feel comments like that fuel my wil to keep drawing/carving or whatever people find interesting. Anyway a million thanks for your kind words.

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Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
such a pleasure to see fetish artist like you on dA :)
Thanks dude ;)

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Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
thanks im humbled.

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;)

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Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
:w00t: :dance: :cake: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :cake: :dance: :w00t:

It's April 19th which means it's your special day. Hoping you have a fantastic birthday, get some nice gifts and generally get to enjoy it lots.

All the best and much love from the birthdays team to you :hug:

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Birthdays Team
This birthday greeting was brought to you by: @diamond281
You have a wonderful gallery

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St. Francis said,
“A man who uses his hands is a laborer. One who uses his hands and mind is a craftsman. He who uses his hands, and his mind, and his heart is an artist.”
Thanks mate ;)

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Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
My pleasure ;)

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Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
hey, pal,

just thought i'd drop by and say hi.

alright, i'm out.

take care.

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"Thing-A-MA-Shit!"

"The Road to Hell is paved with Good Intentions."

"I Aint Here To Judge . . . I'm Just Here To DRAW!"
Thats a nice touch. I hi you too ;)

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Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
Hi! we have a new page with all our work together. Add us if you like :D

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Pink Jelly Ink
Done :D

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Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
é Brasileiro, é!? poxa, baita galeria a sua, muito legal ^^

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*If I train and train and train again, I will be better then!*
Nope. Valeu pelo comentário ;)

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Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
I'll draw a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use?
2B or not 2B?
Ah, mas você fala muito bem o português ^^. Pensei até que fosse do sul. Mas enfim, não foi nada! See ya!

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*If I train and train and train again, I will be better then!*

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